The day is upon us! As we all know 616 is the holy Buttpoo day in which we sacrifice the drugs of our choice to the gods of the Buttpoo pantheon by incinerating the chosen drugs between 2 hot kneeves and inhaling them through a broken glass bottle. So remember to enjoy your marijuana, pcp, and various other narcotics in the name of Chief Iron Lung, Phlangies the Merciless, Felxtch the Irate, Rogzardo and the lesser tyrants under the shadow of the mighty Ice Rhombus. Forgetting to offer your sacrament to the Mighty Ones will surely result in a torturous wrath the likes of which are inconceivable to mortal man.
It is my personal assurance that the Dark Lormbf and Ctwatsah wish you a most unhappy time for this holiday season. And they forced me to remind you to keep your chip and beer supplies high as they plan to invade and assault many homes this day.
Have a happy holiday for me as I have been made to work today and will be eating the sulfur deposits off several of the ButtPoo Corp's massive uranium mines.
"Happy" Holidays!
It is my personal assurance that the Dark Lormbf and Ctwatsah wish you a most unhappy time for this holiday season. And they forced me to remind you to keep your chip and beer supplies high as they plan to invade and assault many homes this day.
Have a happy holiday for me as I have been made to work today and will be eating the sulfur deposits off several of the ButtPoo Corp's massive uranium mines.
"Happy" Holidays!
Yours truly, praying again for death,
- Nameless Buttpoo Intern #4775
PS-Today would be a great day to begin applying the lessons from yesterday's post.;)
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